TIP: If you decide to ever watch this “movie” make sure to turn on captions!!!

Rifftrax brought a lot of attention to this obscure shot-on-video masterpiece by Donald G. Jackson. Rollerblader P.J. (Sandra Shuker) discovers a small talking alligator (rubber hand puppet) in a beach cove, and attempts to reunite him with his buddy Swamp Farmer (Conrad Brooks) before evil carnival owner Chico Dennis (Joe Estevez, in the role he was born to play) can capture him as a sideshow feature.

Now, on to the score. Throughout the movie, and I mean continuously throughout, is a guitar track that is so loud, it obscures a lot of the dialogue (no contact or boom mikes, only on-camera mike).

A silly mess of a movie, and I don’t think the gator’s charisma is quite enough to make it interesting.

I give it 0 out of 4 paws: